Goldy Ipsum. There are faint tracks across this vast campus, leading to little clandestine holes where busy Gophers play. Success is an element in which striving is attainable, but only with big teeth, endlessly gnawing at the challenge around every corner. For here, at this place, failure has no definition other than to point the way to future advancements in every aspect of what we seek.
Along the banks where the mellifluous waters flow through a concrete jungle filled with stories and lives of ordinary people living extraordinary lives as they find purpose in significant tasks. It is a novel place where panurgic Gophers abound in a salubrious environment to unlock the effulgent marvels of life.
On hind legs Gophers rise in an effort to see what comes in our future, a proactive approach to pave the way into a brighter tomorrow. In the numerous crevices they hide, not to shy away from danger, but to quietly seek a way to face the danger through better research and testing. They do not display the demure characteristics of the ancestral rodent, for they are the hubristic Minnesota Gophers.
Munificent foliate spreads between notable buildings that encompass the prevalent commonplace in the midst of this comely habitat. The felicity that envelops this efflorescent region with a patulous culture of lissome enlightenment.
East of the east bank, across the city lines, you will find a tranquil parcel, a countryside within an urban expanse. And from within this humble safe haven where panurgic gophers weave through research and scamper over theories, there is quiet.