Goldy Ipsum. There are faint tracks across this vast campus, leading to little clandestine holes where busy Gophers play. Success is an element in which striving is attainable, but only with big teeth, endlessly gnawing at the challenge around every corner. For here, at this place, failure has no definition other than to point the way to future advancements in every aspect of what we seek.
This is the unparalleled gopher kingdom where remarkable is prominent.
In the heart of the territory on the eastern shore lives a treasured commodity within a geode, where six miles of wood lay way within shaped granite and angular windows. It stores a plethora of history of past heroes who have devotedly excelled in a wide range of skills.
On hind legs Gophers rise in an effort to see what comes in our future, a proactive approach to pave the way into a brighter tomorrow. In the numerous crevices they hide, not to shy away from danger, but to quietly seek a way to face the danger through better research and testing. They do not display the demure characteristics of the ancestral rodent, for they are the hubristic Minnesota Gophers.
The pleasantness that surrounds this verdant region while spreading graceful culture of enlightenment to cultivate an exquisite experience which creates pulchritudinous lives enriched with the fulsome education. And inordinary things happen, because these gophers are mammoth in potential where possibilities abound.